BIG LOVE

Love to perv over curves? Prefer to get jiggy with someone who jiggles? Then get ready to hear the biggest news of the year! Buxom Bizarre cover star, adult actress and muse to lowbrow artist Coop, April ‘Fatty D’ Flores, is about to release her own fully penetrable Voluptuous Vagina – the world’s first realistic plus-size sex toy.

The model is an exact replica of April’s own cookie, and will be made from CyberSkin, a material which warms to body temperature and closely mimics the softness and malleability of human flesh. Buyers will also receive a DVD that they can play while using the toy, featuring footage shot from the point of view of April’s lover.