THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID

Rumor has it that this pic is from the new Office spinoff.  Pleasepleasepleaseplease be true.

ALIEN?

Nope, just crazy lady Grace Jones.

BOW THE MAN DOWN

So crazy I kind of like it....

SOMEONE PLEASE GET ME ONE

According to USA Today

Jay Leno makes fun of them: "Lard-ass quilt was the original name! Why not just put your robe on backwards. Snuggies went on sale in August, began TV advertising in October and started shipping to retailers in December. Already, 4 million have been sold. "I've gained 20 pounds since I started using my Snuggie," jokes Amy Norris of Baltimore, a member of a Snuggie fan club on Facebook. "I got it for a Christmas gift and initially thought it was just funny, but now we fight over it at my house.

BIG LOVE

Love to perv over curves? Prefer to get jiggy with someone who jiggles? Then get ready to hear the biggest news of the year! Buxom Bizarre cover star, adult actress and muse to lowbrow artist Coop, April ‘Fatty D’ Flores, is about to release her own fully penetrable Voluptuous Vagina – the world’s first realistic plus-size sex toy.

The model is an exact replica of April’s own cookie, and will be made from CyberSkin, a material which warms to body temperature and closely mimics the softness and malleability of human flesh. Buyers will also receive a DVD that they can play while using the toy, featuring footage shot from the point of view of April’s lover.

GOLDEN GIRL

This is the tightest old lady I have ever seen... besides my grandma Roberta after she got her few strands of hair permed and proclaimed that she looked like a wet poodle.  

ZZZZZZZZ

Here is a hilarious, but tragic article from The New York Times:

Maureen Strehlow, a 57-year-old woman with dark brown eyes and hair, lives alone south of Minneapolis. At that time, she had been divorced a few years; she was living with her three children, and she was at her wit's end.

She had discovered that she was powerless to stop eating in her sleep -- sleep, or whatever that twilight state was in which she would traverse the hall from the bed to the kitchen, usually with no recollection in the morning but aware enough at the time to rummage in the counter drawer for the stale licorice behind the coffee filters.

The list of tactics that failed to thwart her behavior was long. She had tried to ''prime'' herself not to eat. She'd hung paper plates block-lettered with the word ''EAT'' with a bold slash through it. She had even hired one of her daughters at a few dollars a night to bed down in the hall outside Maureen's room on the theory that the teenager might be alert enough to intervene, or at least present an obstacle.

She had been eating in her sleep since her late teens, finding clues like chocolate frosting on her pillow or cherry pits and porkchop bones in the sheets. ''I thought I was the only person in the world doing this. I would wake up in the morning wondering, What did you do last night?''

Sometimes I'm so tired and hungry I don't know what to do. Maybe I could take a cue from Maureen here.

RACCOON RAPE

According to The Daily Telegraph some sick bastard lost his penis while trying to molest a raccoon.  Guess he was getting a little too wild...

A RAGING raccoon has bitten off a pervert's penis as he was trying to rape the animal.

Alexander Kirilov, 44, was on a drunken weekend with friends when he leapt on the terrified animal.

“When I saw the raccoon I thought I’d have some fun,” he told stunned casualty surgeons in Moscow.

Now Russian plastic surgeons are trying to restore his mangled manhood.